golf

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

that is funny!!

How about some bedroom golf?

# Each player shall furnish his own equipment, normally one club and two balls.

# Playing on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

# Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

# For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

# Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

# The object of the game is take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

# It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the course, with special attention to the well-formed bunkers.

# Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played on or are currently playing.

# Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.

# Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.

# Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

# Players are advised to obtain the course owner*s permission before attempting to play the back nine.

# Slow play is encouraged; however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the owner*s request.

# It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

# The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.

# Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner and the rules are subject to change without notice. For this reason, many players prefer to continue to play several different courses.

Sounds like fun!


Here is Robin Williams take on the invention of golf.

Robin Williams is hilarious.

My hubby and I saw the whole show on HBO. I was shocked because it was the first time I heard Robin Williams swear like that! It was interesting to see a different side of him. And the show was frickin' great. I would die to see him live.....

Me too Bella! None of the younger comedians compare
to him. He's just naturally funny.

There is one young comedian who is funny as hell, but I forget his name. He looks a little bit like Jim Carey and he is extremely animated. I'll see if I can dig up his name.

You're thinking of the guy who played with Drew Carrey
in his show?

No. Some guy I saw on Comedy Central. He did a routine where he mimicked the monster from "Alien"

Ring a bell?

Gus, did that guy also talk about how he was a chubby kid, in a Batman suit, and how the back ripped out.

Now I can't think of his name, but he is VERY animated. The skit I'm referring to had me wiping my eyes.

No! Not even a chime...

Gus are you talking about Dane Cook?


That guy is hilarious, I saw the same show.

whow, I would find anything he says also quite entertaining

Yeah, that's the guy, sublime. Funny as hell.