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what do you do with a baby skunk

 
 
Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2005 02:29 am
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2005 05:35 am
Excellent.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2005 06:29 am
Hi material girl. Loved it. First thing I did was send it to my ex-wife.
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2005 08:22 am
Haha, hope you sent it because she has a cool sense of humour!
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2005 01:19 pm
No, but I'm experienced. As soon as I posted it, I ducked.
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