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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 12:09 pm
Police: Suspect Left Teeth at Crime Scene
February 06, 2005 10:36 PM EST

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Police used dental records to identify a man who broke into a cafeteria in southern Sweden - the suspect left his false teeth with his social security number engraved in them at the scene of the crime.

The 43-year-old man admitted to breaking into a hospital cafeteria in Karlshamn, 370 miles south of Stockholm, after being presented with the evidence, the newspaper Kristianstadsbladet said Sunday.

The man told the police he left the cafeteria in a hurry after failing to find anything of any value and dropped the teeth while fleeing the building.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 05:21 pm
Well, naturally. Leaving your teeth behind will always end up biting you in the ass.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 05:25 pm
Sounds like a case for Interpol....
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 05:55 pm
It couldn't have been Gus...I think he is much older than 43.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 06:31 pm
colorbook wrote:
It couldn't have been Gus...I think he is much older than 43.


...not to mention a lot craftier.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 08:45 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:

...not to mention a lot craftier.



That is true, last I heard he stopped using Polident and started using Super glue....
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 08:49 pm
i also don't think there's a hospital near his swamp. could've been his cousin Hyavä Peyvä from Finland - the one that moved to Sweden to work on a moose farm.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 08:52 pm
And ended up being a pool boy in a gator tank? That one?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2005 08:54 pm
yeah. but they let him go already. it was hard to keep the gators at bay with only one arm and one eye.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2005 05:32 pm
I just heard a funny joke-

A blind man walks into a store and starts knocking things off the shelves with his cane, the store clerk says "Can I help you?" blind man "No, I'm just looking."
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2005 05:37 pm
ohhhh god!! Rolling Eyes
Laughing
that was funny..
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Diane
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2005 05:55 pm
Where IS Gus? Hmmmm?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2005 05:56 pm
I think he eloped with one of his animals..
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