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Sun 6 Feb, 2005 10:46 am
Jeff Foxworthy on New England
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling
through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food
will swim by, you might live in New England.
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96
nights each year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot in the nation,
and Boston gets more snow than any other major city in the US,
you might live in New England.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you might live in New England.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of
the year, you might live in New England.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they
don't work there, you might live in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might
live in New England.
If your town has more bars than churches, you might live in
New England.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number, you might live in New England.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE NEW ENGLANDER WHEN:
1. "Vacation" means going South past New York City for the
weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and
back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and
leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend /wife
knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next
to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Philadelphia.
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed.
18. You go out for a fish fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find 10 degrees "a little chilly."
22. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to
all your New England friends.
hehehehe, some of the above is merely factual, but these made me laugh!
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and
back again.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction.
Hi LittleK:
Yes! This was certainly a fun one. And one a lot of us recognize..
I think I actually did switch from heat to a/c back to heat within an hour in my car recently.
I haven't hit A/C in my car, but I did have to open the windows (open, close, open, close).
Gorgeous weekend, eh guys?