Stephen Hawking died in the 1980s

Finally someone is taking this issue seriously! It has been known for a long time that organic robotoid replacements of people in positions of power and influence are being inserted into the human populations of the world, except Israel. They are manufactured in a non-descript, windowless building located within a business park just outside of Mumford, Texas.

The insertions are seamless. The subject goes off to work or school or to his/her position in banking or government or science or sex work but is scooped up along the way by Jew people in unmarked vans (though increasingly the vehicles are SUVs as gas mileage is better), then to dog-food processing plants where they are dropped into large commercial meat and bone shredders. Those remains are then processed and canned. You can spot the cans at your local grocery store by the guarantee found on the label that your dog will not be eating any vile and poisonous pork (also, a magnifying glass will reveal that the periods used in the text are actually tiny Stars of David, which really ought to tell you something).

Then the organic robotoid replacement takes over the life of whoever he/she has replaced. Friends, neighbors, workmates, lovers usually notice no difference whatsoever. If the person had been one to take really big dumps after a meal, so too will the orgrobrep. If he jerks off to internet porn produced in Israel, so too will the replacement. But sometimes mistakes are made.

The reason I know many of these details is because my ex-wife was one of those mistakes. I knew something was up quite quickly because the replacement wife just could not get enough dirty monkey sex and I could see no good reason to try and get the original back.

Best post ever.

That's very kind of you.

He was being factious.

Blatham, you have seduced me.......you are now my lord and master. Holy Crap, you are so smart.

Yikes. I haven't blushed this much since Sister Beatrice walked into the wrong church bathroom and caught me doing #3.

Let me just disappear out the side door...

Thing that gave me the williams, was that robot voice that they rigged on the boy. Why not PEE WEE HERMAN, or STEVE WRIGHT
Or EEYOR?

Or Jessica Rabbit.

stewie

Oh my gosh, is it painful?

I have to confess that I do not get what you are alluding to.

Hawking's robot voice. It gives farmer the willies.

I too vote for Stewies voice for Stevarino

You realize we dont have HAwking to kick around anymore. His observations were, to me, way more insightful than his actual work.
Like , he noted that the Solar system nd the galaxy are both finite, so e should be starting a program to move us into space and search for another home.
He thougght that UFO's could be FACT showing us that other more advanced civilizations were also out there and possibly looking for new nests.

Ohhhhh. Thank you. I'd never thought about generating alternate voices for Hawking (or others in his situation). Wright or Jessica Rabbit are great choices though if I lost the ability to speak and was choosing a voice for myself, I'd likely go with Gracie Allen. Because of dignity which has always been so important to me.