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Mon 31 Jan, 2005 03:30 pm
The Knob
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob,"
where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned
to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems:
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the
knob many times
and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying
problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of
them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your
breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
So guys look younger longer because the testicles have a much longer journey to the eyes?
Just a theory.
(that's also why men have such funky-looking noses when they get old)
That would explain the noses, Gus. But I don't think the testicles wind up under the eyes. I think it explains what happens to men's ears.