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To my dear friends, Love , Martha Stewart

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shewolfnm
 
Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:49 pm
Dear Friends,

Let me know your sizes. I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.

Happiest of holidays........ and don't miss the attached photo example!


Martha Stewart Inmate 55170-054


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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:50 pm
Laughing oh god....that's hilarious.... Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:51 pm
Isnt it great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing Laughing
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:52 pm
No need to worry about sweaty feet...
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:52 pm
Stub your toe and begin bleeding? No problem!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:56 pm
OH GOD!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yer a sick one.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:57 pm
God, that is hilarious. I wonder what she has planned for tampons?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:58 pm
I sware, if I ever get locked up again, I am SOOOOO going to make these . Talk about jail house fashion!
ooo.. I can see it now..
I would trade one slipper for a new toothbrush
ahh.. fuk the brush, I want CONDITIONER!!!
muuaahahahha.. i would take over the WORLD!
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:59 pm
... or at least cell block A.

I'm thinking earrings. Tampon earrings. For pierced or unpierced ears.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:59 pm
FreeDuck wrote:
God, that is hilarious. I wonder what she has planned for tampons?


Earrings.
With natural coloring.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 12:59 pm
Ack! You beat me to it.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 01:01 pm
tampons :

Hair ties with little hard beads on the end.....
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 01:02 pm
Ear plugs.

Here's a true story. I hope my sister doesn't read this board. Here husband was using power tools in the kitchen once and when she saw him she told him he needed to go upstairs and get the ear plugs from the bathroom so he wouldn't go deaf. She came back to find him happily sawing away with two little blue strings dangling from his ears.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 01:04 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

holy sh^t .. thats funny
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 01:05 pm
The guys on my high school wrestling team used to use tampons for nose bleeds...with the string cut off of course.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 01:08 pm
tampons have thier uses...

Give martha some time.
She will have them decorating for every season with tampons..
just add a little water for color varience.... and voila!
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 01:08 pm
Christmas tree ornaments!
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Portal Star
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 01:36 pm
did you know that no one has ever been covicted on the grounds that martha had been convicted on?

There was no evidence. Media frenzy can do strange things to the justice system.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 01:39 pm
Yeah, she got railroaded. I subscribed to all of her magazines after she was convicted. Now I look for her products when I'm shopping.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2005 01:46 pm
I agree totally.
It is the ' martha madness" ( as I call it ) that gave credit to her case where credit wasnt due.
If it were you or I, basically unknown people , we MAYBE would have had to pay the diffrence of the stock prices, OR refunded the money.. something very simple like that.. If it turned out to be a legal case AT ALL...
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