NOT QUITE A GIFT HORSE

NOT QUITE A GIFT HORSE


A man walks into a pet shop to buy his mother a birthday present. He selects a beautiful parrot.
Two weeks later, he calls his mom.
"How's the bird I got you?" "Oh, it was delicious," she replied.
Her son, in disbelief, says, "What?? You ate that parrot? He cost me $600.00 and could speak six languages!"
"Well," she replied, "he should have said something!"


A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight
up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would
really rather find a job.

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've
just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to
drive around in a big black Mercedes,but the suits, shirts,
and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of
this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required
to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary
package is $200,000 a year.".
The young man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"