@squinney,
I love hysterics under the heading of science. Here is how to have a conspiracy on Global Warming:
1. Measure the temperature through ice samples laid down during the last ice age. Declare that you have found it to be warmer now than then.
2. Measure the ice sheets left over from the last ice age and find that they are melting. Dont tell anyone that the earth rarely has mountain glaciers. Dont tell them the Artic Ice has melted at least 7 times since this general cooling period began. Save the Polar Bear...
3. Declare if it gets hotter that it is due to Global Warming.
4. Declare if it gets colder that it is due to Global Warming.
5. Blame small fluctuations in weather on Global Warming (especially flooding which is due to increased land usage). Ignore that our earths climate has been far more stable in the last 10,000 years then at any other time.
6. Hide dissenters within the scientific community. Put their names on reports when they strongly disagree with its conclusions.
7. Tell people we are all going to die unless they believe.
8. Tell people who disagree they are fools.
9. Bring the greenies on board. They are already a powerful lobby group and will help without thinking...just mention the word extinction. Save the white Polar Bear, it is so pretty... never mind the black child.
10. Dont mention that we will most probably go back into an Ice age within several thousand years, and this is due to the continental positions amid ocean currents and cycles of the sun. Or it could be before the end of this century, we dont know.
11. Ignore the huge amounts of green house gases that have been released in the past because people may ask why didnt we die then when the planet was warmer anyway.
12. Focus on carbon dioxide, the least provable of greenhouse gases and ignore the most obvious, water vapour which is given off by trees. Dont even mention the middle of the road gases based on sulphur, and chloride and methane because they are provable as producing global cooling, as they do in most volcanic events.
13. Ignore earths volcanic past. One mega volcano can produce many times more greenhouse gases than man has so far.
14. Encourage people to design cars that give off water vapour instead of carbons, because people like water (ref 12 above).
15. Buy scientists. If someone wants to study "pidgeon droppings in cities", ignore them until they tack on "and their impact on Global Warming".
Why do all this and more ? Because the planet is under strain and lying was the only way to get the political leverage to do it. People want to save species, and this is plainly a ridiculous waste of resource. Species are an adaptation to a temporary environment. The planet changes. Our lives are too short and fear of our own death frightens us into strange positions.
If we truly want to save the planet, I suggest we do something about the microscopic life in the oceans, which has far more impact on Global temperature then man ever will. Limit out footprint by building up. Cut our population by half...one good virus should do it. Dont feed starving people until we are prepared to help them and not just ease our conscience. Stop poisoning the oceans. Stop caring about ugly repulsive species like the whale. Get holiday snaps with a microbe instead.