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Sun 23 Jan, 2005 11:18 pm
I've never posted any ad of sort on craigslist.com.
Except tonight.
My roomates, few other friends, were talking about a fetish bar around here called "Manray." (couple of these friends are female dominatrix there...yea, my drinking buddies are boring).
Anywhoo, I just blurt out, "so do they have midget night there?"
Answer being no, I realized I must act.
So I posted the following on craigslist, under misc. romance:
"We're a group of hot guys and girls, in our twenties, who like to jam and hang out with midgets.
Let's start it up.
We can pick a bar, a night, and get the stumpy people shakin' their booties.
Please email me if you're an interested little person."
oooooooooooooooohhhhh, Slappy... tsk.
Can't you just settle for dwarf-throwing Slap?
Slappy's a past master at being a tosser.
Dammit...it's not listed yet. I guess it takes up to 24hrs?
I just checked for "Let's get midget night started," and it wasn't there.
Yeah, it starts as a joke, Slappy.
Then a few years down the line you're boinking a midget in front of a mirror, with a needle in your arm and tears streaming down your face, saying to your reflection: "I don't know who I am anymore."
I just want you to be careful.
I hear you Gargamel.
Kind of like when I started watching old Menudo videos, just for the goof.
Now my roomate had to have his rectum surgically put back together.
I shall go on with caution.
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