EMMA, I, TWO ASSES

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they
come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,"
retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country....we don't speak
aloud in public places about our sex
lives.........

"Hey, coola down lady,"
said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."