NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia. The
judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't
lock you up and throw away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons; #1, It's none of
your damn business;
#2, She was my wife;
and.....
#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"