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Thu 20 Jan, 2005 10:00 am
Has this thread been done before?
Best and worst chat up lines.
Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
Your eyes remind me of spanners,everytime I look into them my nuts tighten.
Do you have a mirror in your pants, coz I can see myself in them.
Here have 10p, phone your parents and tell them you wont be home tonight.
There are too many to list. Why? do you post here often? You from out of town?
Nice lines almach...lol
spanner...love that tool name
I always make sure I carry a screw in my pocket.
So when I see women, I walk up, hold the screw out in my hand and say "wanna screw?"
Also:
"Your parents must be retarded....because you're special."
and...
"Do you have a pierced tounge?...no? Then baby, you NEED a stud in your mouth.?
This one is so old-
"If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
Slappy doo hoo, thanks for the offer but I already have my tongue pierced.
Girl/Woman at Home Depot to employee: "Can you tell me where the stud finders are?"
Reply: "Baby, you already found one."
material girl wrote:Slappy doo hoo, thanks for the offer but I already have my tongue pierced.
"Baby, you need ANOTHER stud in your mouth."
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