Hollywood Squares

Those of us old enough to remember the old Hollywood Squares Game will appreciate these.
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>These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not
scripted like they are now.
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>These are from the old Hollywood Squares show in the 70's.
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>Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how
high?
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>A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
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>Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
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>A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...
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>Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a
woman?
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>A: Don Knots: That's what's been keeping me awake.
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>Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think
he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's
married?
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>A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
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>Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
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>A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
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>Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"?
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>A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
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>Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands
while you are talking?
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>A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter...and
I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!
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>Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
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>A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
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>Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get
any during your first year?
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>A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing
strawberries!
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>Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
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>A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
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>Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.
One is politics. What is the other?
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>A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
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>Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
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>A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
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>Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will
a goose do?
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>A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
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>Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
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>A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
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>Q: According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the
habit of kissing a lot of people?
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>A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!
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>Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body -- what is it?
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>A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!
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>Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?
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>A: Charley Weaver: A divorcee.
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>Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head,
what was he trying to do?
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>A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
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>Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
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>A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
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>Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for it's sex?
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>A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.
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>Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and
has actually seen them on at least two
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>occasions. What are they?
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>A: Charley Weaver: His feet.
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>Q: Do female frogs croak?
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>A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
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>Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you detect light?
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>A: Paul Lynde: Only during ballet practice.