THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate had a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
Curious, the sea man asks," How did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies," I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
" Wow!" The sea man exclaims," What about the hook?"
"Well..." replied the pirate," We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off."
" Incredible." Remarked the sea man," What about the eye patch?"
" A seagull drobbing fell in my eye." Replied the pirate.
" You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" Asked the sea man.
" Well..." Replied the pirate," It was my first day with the hook."