WHY would anyone do anything like that, why? next thing you know people will put a window on a cow's belly so that you can see them digest food. oh wait, that has been done, too. sick bastards everywhere. don't get me started about that cow, i feel very strongly about it!
I have this feeling that this actually happened, Gus.
Hmm, am I correct in assuming that we are all supposed to be done with our microwaving experiments? Damn, those were fun!
Gus - they're alien-like, for sure. Usually I commune with nature when I'm on acid, not pot.
msolga wrote:I have this feeling that this actually happened, Gus
You can't make that stuff up.
This thread is filled with lies and unfounded allegations!
I'm calling my lawyer.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:msolga wrote:I have this feeling that this actually happened, Gus
You can't make that stuff up.
No, you can't. One of life's magic moments.
kickycan wrote:This thread is filled with lies and unfounded allegations!
I'm calling my lawyer.
Yeah? And what's your defense, cat freezer!
Cat got your tongue? :wink:
Kickycan, aka "Cat Killer", is away from his computer right now. He's making a fresh batch of cat cubes for his nightly beverage.
And how do YOU know that, Gus? Wait, is that kicky's shoelace sticking out of your mouth?! you monster from the swamp!
Yes, there was a thread called "How long can my cat survive in the freezer?", penned by a certain Kickycan, but the truth is, I did not create that thread.
Gus stole my identity and started that thread. I got a PM one day from him, asking for my password. He said it was just a little fun game he was going to start called "Guess what Kicky's password rhymes with!" I thought it was a brilliant idea, so I gave it to him. The next thing I know, he's stolen my avatar, and is besmirching my good name all over the place!
I believe it's all a part of his evil plot to steal the woman of my dreams, Dagmaraka, away from me. He's always been jealous of our love.
gustavratzenhofer wrote: I was in Niagra Fall last year, staying at a cheap motel, and during the night I walked out to the pool area to smoke a joint. It was around three in the morning and I had the pool to myself. After I finished the joint, I was relaxing in my chair and happened to glance toward the fence where I noticed something small moving about. I walked over there and almost freaked out when I saw this thing. It must have been a praying mantis, but I had never seen one before, so I can't be sure. I got down on my hands and knees and examined the thing closely. It was crazy. It had this little head that looked like an alien, and when I got close its head moved back on its neck, away from me. Then it started backing up, the head swinging warily to and fro. It was the most fascinating thing I've ever seen. Actually, I enjoyed my little outing with the inscect more than I did watching the splendor of the Falls.
Gus, your fool!!! That WAS an alien. From your description it sounds like from the planet Sxxtyx in Antares. Why didn't you talk to him instead of scaring him off??? They know all kinds'a cool stuff.
don't worry kicky. i know when you is you. my love is as strong as a back of a bavarian work horse.
Thank you Dag. I knew you wouldn't fall for his tricks.
Now let's go kick some Ratzenhofer ass.
let's lock him into a small dark room with Rocky for starters.
Another frigid pussy thread. What is A2K coming to?
There was a time when dagmaraka and I took long walks together in the evenings. We'd hold hands, swing them gently together, as we talked of the future. She was gonna be an actress and I was going to learn to fly.
But then Kicky came along and stole her heart.
And now I'm driving a stupid cab.
Lock Gus in a closet with Rocky, the Flying Squirrel?
(Sorry, I'm sorta new here.)
