Here are some nice words accompanied by a dancing troll.

Here he is.

On my computer Paula,
nothing moves anymore.
He is just standing there..... staring at me......
begging me to make him move
but I CAAAAANT!!!

( dramatically falls over crying )
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Shew, hold on. I shall make a phone call.

are you going to send me prozac???

I found something better than prozac. If you get stressed out over those emoticons not working, you can just slip into this and ~forget the world, aaaah~.
It's your very own HOT TUB!






I couldn't get in touch with my puter guru.

Aww. thank you for trying though.

MAN, what I wouldnt do to have one of THOSE spas in my home. Amazing.
>sigh<
Pictures like that make me hate those stinking rich people who can afford things like that.
Ug. ha!

I had a nicer pic than that, but I must not have copied it properly, tried to find it again and couldn't.

Oh well, my second choice for you was a beautiful in-ground pool, aren't they lovely.

Scuse me while I shop.

I want in indoor pool/spa
If I could afford it, My dream relaxation room would be =
Bamboo floors around my pool ( sort of like in the picture) My pool would be one of those " wave" pools. The ones who have the continues motion?
The room would have 3 walls of glass windows, going
from floor to ceiling. The last wall would be stone. In this stone wall would be my 5 person sized hot tub. It would sort of be like a small cave so to speak.
The windows would have beautiful ivy's growing around the top of the glass and hanging down like curtains..
Then...
to top it all off....
i would have a pool boy.

Now that sounds nice, especially the pool boy part. It's important to have people around so thing's can get "fixed" when needed.

You are a wise woman.

Christ!! All I want is something that I can't slip into whilst drunk and drown - and free of items that plug into mains power.

Here, this is for you. The advertisement said it was "dual-sized." Hmm, to me that means, you can have different sized drinks in each hand while weraing, but that's just me. Keep safe.