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							Tue 18 Feb, 2003 08:48 pm
						
						
					
					
					
						COURT RECORDS
 
These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while
 
these exchanges were actually taking place.
 
  Q: What is your date of birth?
  A: July fifteenth.
  Q: What year?
  A: Every year.
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  Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke up that  morning?
  A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
  Q: And why did that upset you?
  A: My name is Susan.
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  Q: And where was the location of the accident?
  A: Approximately milepost 499.
  Q: And where is milepost 499?
  A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.   _____________!
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  Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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  Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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  Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
  A: Yes.
  Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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  Q: She had three children, right?
  A: Yes.
  Q: How many were boys?
  A: None.
  Q: Were there any girls?
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  Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
  A: Yes.
  Q: And these stairs, did they go up! also?
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  Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
  A: By death.
  Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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  Q: Can you describe the individual?
  A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
  Q: Was this a male or a female?
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  Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
  A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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  Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
  A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
  Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
  A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
      an! autopsy.
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  Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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  Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
  A: No.
  Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
  A: No.
  Q: Did you check for breathing?
  A: No.
  Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the  autopsy?
  A: No.
  Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
  A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
  Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
  A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law
somewhere.