Here's some nice insults for you dear.
Oman, art thou lunatic?
I will knog your urinals about your knave's coxcomb!
O lousy knave to have his gibes and his mockeries!
What, a hodge-pudding? A bag of flax?
A puffed man?
Old, cold, withered, and of intolerable entrails?
And one that is as slanderous as satan?
And as poor as Job?
And as wicked as his wife?
He is given to fornications, and to taverns, and sack,
and wine, and metheglins, and to
drinkings, and swearings, and starings, pribbles and prabbles.
I do believe (induc'd by potent circumstances) that you are mine enemy.
Thou art not a friend to truth.
Your heart is cramm'd with arrogancy, spleen and pride.
I am traduced by ignorant tongues.
Your will is most malignant.
There's mischief in this man.
These exactions, they are most pestilent to th'hearing.
There you go, love!
Damn, dlowan, I only understood about ten percent of what you said there, but that's the kind of creativity I'm looking for!
Well, so it ought to be - it is Shakespeare!!!!!
Wow, I didn't realize Shakespeare was such an insulting bastard.
The only shakespeare I know is "making the beast with two backs".
more shakespeare
or maybe monty python
Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person.
you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Quote:I fart in your general direction!
Classic !!!
did somebody mention asswipe ????
Listen, il mio cretino, you lack the propensity for the fullness of banal idiocy.
What are you people doing? He didn't ask for examples, he asked for a #. Didn't you?
Kicky, what did you do wrong? Fess up.
I said under twenty since I think he fails to qualify, however sadly I say it..
I like the italian ones. Heehee.
I asked for a number in the poll, Paula. But yes, I wanted examples. Wouldn't it be kind of dumb to just have a thread filled with a bunch of numbers?
...or would it? Hmmm...
kickycan wrote: Wouldn't it be kind of dumb to just have a thread filled with a bunch of numbers?
...or would it? Hmmm...
Yes it would, but your so DUMB what else is to be expected. I set you up
If this were a contest, I would have to say I'm winning, seeing how I got you to insult yourself.
Now bend over and kiss my smart ass, right there, my bum---------> -)
Quote:kickycan wrote:
Wouldn't it be kind of dumb to just have a thread filled with a bunch of numbers?
...or would it? Hmmm...
Yes it would, but your so DUMB what else is to be expected. I set you up
If this were a contest, I would have to say I'm winning, seeing how I got you to insult yourself.
She just kicked your kicky ass
paulaj wrote:kickycan wrote: Wouldn't it be kind of dumb to just have a thread filled with a bunch of numbers?
...or would it? Hmmm...
Yes it would, but your so DUMB what else is to be expected. I set you up
If this were a contest, I would have to say I'm winning, seeing how I got you to insult yourself.
If this were a contest, you definitely would be winning, but not in the way you think.
Now I feel mean, hmmm. I'm sorry <smooch>
kickycan wrote:paulaj wrote:kickycan wrote: Wouldn't it be kind of dumb to just have a thread filled with a bunch of numbers?
...or would it? Hmmm...
Yes it would, but your so DUMB what else is to be expected. I set you up
If this were a contest, I would have to say I'm winning, seeing how I got you to insult yourself.
If this were a contest, you definitely would be winning, but not in the way you think. :wink:
Well then how? I just left myself wide open to be insulted, but go ahead.
