noddy :
do you remember "the unicorn ate the tulips story" that appeared many years ago in reader's digest ?
husband to wife still in bed early in the morning : "darling , there is a unicorn in the garden eating the tulips ! ".
wife sees no unicorn and assumes husband is ready for loonie-bin .
she phones local hospital .
men in white coats appear quickly and ask husband : "did you see unicorn eating the tulips ?" .
husband : "who told you that story ?" .
whitecoats : "well , your wife phoned and told us " .
husband : "do you see any unicorn in the garden ?" .
whitecoats : "no" .
husband : " well , my wife is not quite with it ; you better take her with you " .
screaming wife being dragged off by whitecoats !
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hbg