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pigs ear

 
 
Don1
 
Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 03:14 am
A man gets his ear sliced off in an unfortunate accident. He rushes to the doctor, who solemnly declares that he cannot reattach his ear.

However, there is a revolutionary procedure in development, in which we attach a pig's ear in much the same way as we use pigs' heart valves in surgery.

Pondering his choice, the man says,
But will I hear properly?"
Well... You might get a bit of crackling..."
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 12:55 pm
Er, Don. I don't geddit! (that's the way Yanks say it, according to McTag).

If you're talking about cracklings that my mom used to bake in cornbread, you must be from Southern England. Smile
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lenny
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 01:50 pm
Boom Tish Laughing
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 01:54 pm
Don't know if it was supposed to, but that didn't help, lenny. I still don't geddit. Damn language barrier! Laughing



(Edited to correct pronunciation.)
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lenny
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 02:02 pm
Um! no M8 it wasn't it was a comment on the type of joke, over here that could have been told in old time music hall. Your right about this Damn language barrier, bleedin pain it is :wink:
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 02:17 pm
Laughing

Cheers M8!

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/icon_beer.gif
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 02:27 pm
M8? Does anyone care to explain?
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mac11
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 02:31 pm
M8 = mate

(and I think) Boom tish = ba da boom
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 02:38 pm
Thanks, Mac, but the punch line is? If this is cockney rhyming I'm gonna box Don's ears.
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lenny
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2005 04:17 pm
Yep M8=Mate, easy once you know how, l8trs :wink: Laughing

Quote:
(and I think) Boom tish = ba da boom


right on the money.
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Don1
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2005 12:22 am
I forgot about the language difference, "crackling" is the crunchy outer part of a pork joint when cooked.

pigs ear/ not working quite right/crackling

Kinda falls flat when it's explained dunnit?
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2005 09:14 am
My goodness, Don. I said that to start with, 'cause my mom made cracklin' corn bread. and yes, it does sorta fall flat when one must explain it; however, I learned some interesting stuff through the telling of it.
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Don1
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2005 09:33 am
Letty wrote:
My goodness, Don. I said that to start with, 'cause my mom made cracklin' corn bread. and yes, it does sorta fall flat when one must explain it; however, I learned some interesting stuff through the telling of it.


Hmmm Letty, language thing again, I dont know what cracklin corn bread is, Aint language interestin? Very Happy
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2005 09:56 am
Don, cracklin' corn bread is just plain old corn bread with pork rinds thrown in. My word, man. You do know what corn bread is do you not?

(frankly, as a kid, I hated it.)
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lenny
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2005 10:33 am
OK thats it, now I'm Hungry.
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2005 10:44 am
Razz
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Don1
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2005 10:50 am
O.K. we agree on pork rinds being "crackling" Very Happy
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