Life at home

I told him should use plastic bags when he huffed at taking the left over bits outside.

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You know what would be funny? What would be funny is if you took one of those banana peels (complete with mating fruit flies) and slipped it into his suitcase.

How much do you wanna bet he'll be one of those last minute packers? He'll throw everything into a box, tape it up, and whatever's left over he'll mash into his suitcase.

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I won't take that bet...

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littlek wrote:

How many days? I said, how many friggin days!?!?! <shudder>

My 3.5 year old nephew went into the bathroom to pee. He likes to do this on his own, but leaves the door open (which allows me to keep an eye - or ear - on him). I was in the next room, he'd gone to the bathroom. I hear HM#3's voice very low and listen: "What are you doing in here? Are you going to pee?" ACK!

I jumped up and all but ran to the bathroom where my nephew was looking a little nervous. HM#3 was standing in the doorway, in his black tightie whities and black socks - nothing else. No shirt, no shorts. So, I involuntarily shielded my view of HM#3, ran into the bathroom, and slammed the door muttering, "he'll be done in a minute."

THIS is very freaky.

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littlek wrote:

I think we should. I think a little pagan/shaman/witchcraft sompin or other is in order. For closure. Or we could just kick him in the ass on his way out.

right, i think that would be more natural than any attempted words of good bye. "Errrr...... go now" is all that comes to mind. Or: "So long, fare well, auf wiedersehen, adieu...To you, to you, and you and you and you...." - but even those are a little too much of an attempt, especially from me. In the last 3 weeks, we barely spoke hello to each other. Maybe it will just be 'bye' as I leave for work as usual. I think that's how it's gonna be.

Eeeeewwwww.... a fly just flew into my fan and got liquified...eeeewwwww.

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dagmaraka wrote:

Quote:
BUSH DEPLOYS VOWELS TO SERBIA, BOSNIA
Residents of Sjlbvdnz, Grzny To Be First Recipients.

Before an emergency joint session of Congress today, President Bush
announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war zone. The
deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide
the region with the critically needed letters A, E, I, O and U and is
hoped to render countless names more pronounceable.

"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and
Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the
world."

Bush said Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival
of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day,"
TrszgGrzdnjkin, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a
name that is understandable to me or to anyone else."

Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters I
could be George Humphries. This is my dream."

The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a
foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US
shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua,
Eaoiluae, and Aao with vital life- giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.

There is, as yet, no confirmation of the rumour that Bush's next
target for assistance with pronunciation is Wales."

Best thing he ever did.

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Uhoh, I have been flipping off his through his closed door and I just 'accidentally' sprayed his knife, which seems to live on the counter, with the cleaner we use to clean the counter.

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For some reason HM#3 has his laptop in the front room. The one with the windows facing south and west. The hottest room in the house. So, he keeps walking up and down the hallway between the front room and his bedroom. Behind my back (this desk I'm at is between the two). Each time he opens and closes his door (clink, rattle, click) and squeaks down the old floorboards. It's been about 3 times in 5 minutes.

He has NOT started to pack.

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Littlek, I read your story.

Arn't you guys going to ask him why he's not packing?

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I was going to maybe make a little query. But, I suppose, it's really not much of my business.

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A LITTLE query!!!! To hell with that!!

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Yeah, that's WAY more diplomatic than I'd be at this stage!

I'd be packing his stuff for him, right under his nose if need be!

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i'd wait it out silently.

if the day comes and he's not gone, that's when i'd start chucking his crap out the window...

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Me too. He sounds like the kind of guy that, if you ask him about it in advance, he might try to draft you into helping him.

It's his problem.

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Oh! Helping him!!!

He still hasn't started packing, so far as I can see. We discussed telling him that he needs to not be packing after midnight during the following week. Or before 9 am. Because if we don't tell him now, and try to later, he'll simply say "I have to pack late at night, I'm leaving in two days!"

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You know me, I've been foreseeing a coming crisis between the ladies who never yell and the clod, re the moving out.

I don't see anything to allay my fears.

I grant you don't want to touch his stuff. He has a deadline.
You are talking now about quiet hours. I am thinking, are you kidding?
He is oblivious, and probably 'plans' a four/whatever hour last minute packing sprint.

That you are not all talking about this builds tension.

Boxes. They are not so easy to get, sometimes. Do you have a quick source?

Are you ready to close the door to him, stuff out or not? You need to be thinking about this and perhaps get landlady backup. It is your business.

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yes.

he has boxes.

and a plane to catch on the 12th. that's not an issue.

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Yes, and there is a pickup for his stuff, I think I read.

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on the 10th, his stuff will be gone. and he on the 12th. then we can start chucking things if he leaves anything behind.

i don't expect to see much of him before he leaves.

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