Life at home

Totally get it.

I've always tried to confine my fires to the backyard, though.

Even now, when I ought to be grown, I've got singed hairs on my fingers and arms from making fireballs in the barbecue...

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If I were him, I'd just buy my own water to put in the fridge.

My morons downstairs keep slamming their main door coming in & out. I had to go mental on their asses and put a polite note on their dry erase board.

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i think he expected that we'd buy a second brita pitcher, he kinda hinted at it - though it's almost impossible with him to guess what exactly he's hinting at. and i stopped bothering. if he doesn't say it, he doesn't get it.

bunny, i can't wait for these to become memories. some of them will surely be entertaining.

the fire seems to be an atavistic lure to all of mankind. my dad spends his retirement days by chopping and burning wood. day in and day out. whether in the fireplace inside or fireplace/grill outside. nothing seems to satisfy him better than a good fire.

i prefer playing with a chainsaw myself.

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D, remember last year we did put it in the fridge because the water was getting funky? Or did we just talk about it?

Dlowan, just so I have the correct scene in my head. Wanking is something one does solo, right?

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littlek wrote:

D, remember last year we did put it in the fridge because the water was getting funky? Or did we just talk about it?

Dlowan, just so I have the correct scene in my head. Wanking is something one does solo, right?

Well, one can do it with another present, or numerous others present, but it is, indeed, autoeroticsm, and the wanker in question was alone, yes.

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littlek wrote:

D, remember last year we did put it in the fridge because the water was getting funky? Or did we just talk about it?

Dlowan, just so I have the correct scene in my head. Wanking is something one does solo, right?

we did, during the hottest week or two, but that was prior the Shitontoast's arrival.
Since then we had at least 3 separate conversations on the topic, not counting the last one

(Can we put it in the fridge?

No.

But, can we put it in the fridge?

No.

But it's better in the fridge

No...)

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All he'd have to do is buy a new britta pitcher or even just a plain old pitcher to keep in the fridge. Why the multiple approaches on the subject? If he'd invested in the pitcher besides this last 10 bucks, I'd be a little less short with him.

I bet he asks me sometime this weekend.

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at least you'll be ready.
i was just fuming, and in total disbelief. who goes to somebody's bedroom at midnight to discuss brita pitchers? if we were best friends, sure... but we're sooooooo not even friends. even acquaintances might be a stretch.

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Wanker literally means "one who wanks" (masturbates).

It is normally intended as a general insult rather than as an accusation.

Wanker has similar meanings and overtones, to American pejoratives like "jerk",[1] "jerk-off", and "prick".

One particular connotation is of someone self-obsessed or a show-off (usually male)

In Australia the word has developed a metaphorical usage, in which to wank or to be a wanker implies egotistical and self-indulgent behaviour. This meaning is used in phrases like smug wanker, egotistical wanker or pretentious wanker.[5] Wanker is sometimes used to refer to a person in the same way as snob for subjects perceived as pretentious; for instance, wine wanker, fashion wanker, car wanker.[6]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker

I have put the full URL in because "wiki wanker" amuses me.

Wiki wanker may well become an A2Kism

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that's him! he lived in OZ, so it's quite possible someone wrote it up as a description of him.

wiki wanker, that'd be me. also an xwiki wanker, which is a similar concept, except you build the site up yourself (so it's not a wikipedia, but, say, a site for sharing stuff with colleagues and friends or a collection of writings....or...uhhh, i better stop getting into it so much)

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He's a wanker!!!

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I get an email from one of my tenants at my other place....f'n dude's lightbulb burned out in his room, and he can't figure out how to take off the light cover. What a little bitch. Last week I had to go over and replace the plastic piece inside the toilet that connects to the handle...cost $4 and took me all of 10 seconds.

Nice to know people can think for themselves.

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it's quite unbelievable that there are people out there who wouldn't know how take the cover off to change a lightbulb. How many people did it take in the end? 2? 4? 20?

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How many A2Ker's does it take to change a light bulb ?

Wait, you'll love/hate the answer...

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21.

10 stand on the left and criticize those on the right. 10 stand on the right and criticize those on the left. One stands up on a chair and actually does it.

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And then, there's number 22: that's the one who sues number 21, since she (!) didn't observe safety at works regulations and used a chair instead of a ladder.

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Don't forget the other, who's only addition to the project is to repeat some stupid song lyrics.

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

I get an email from one of my tenants at my other place....f'n dude's lightbulb burned out in his room, and he can't figure out how to take off the light cover. What a little bitch. Last week I had to go over and replace the plastic piece inside the toilet that connects to the handle...cost $4 and took me all of 10 seconds.

Nice to know people can think for themselves.

must be the same person who rented my house.

unfortunately I lived out of state so I couldn't see what exactly was wrong.

once she called me saying she was going to have to call an electrician because of a problem with a light fixture. I was going to be out there the following week anyway, so I asked her to wait.

Basically, it was a screw that came loose from the ceiling so the fixture was hanging off by the other screw.

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Walter Hinteler wrote:

And then, there's number 22: that's the one who sues number 21, since she (!) didn't observe safety at works regulations and used a chair instead of a ladder.

Actually, she (!) used a chair on a rolling ottoman on a coffee table.

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littlek wrote:

Actually, she (!) used a chair on a rolling ottoman on a coffee table.

Okay - If THAT does not not qualify for a show in Las Vegas, at least it's good enough for a gypsy travelling circus.

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