Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 06:22 am
I can feel the love.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 11:01 am
KILL! KILL!!! KILL!!!!!

so the dingtwat is sick. he crawled out after noon with his martyr face, finally washed his dishes from yesterday.. "Oh, I don't feel like eating anything..." I stupidly swallowed the bait. Advised him that he should at least try to have some soup, that I have some good canned ones (as far as canned soups go), have tea, water...yada yada.
Now he's frying eggs and doing god knows what in the microwaving, beeping (it's really loud, our microwave is) and beeping and beeping again. 8th time.
He just wanted to moan and be pittied. He didn't really want any help or advice. He's a complete waste of my time, gah!
Littlek fled the house, I'm leaving within five minutes.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 11:04 am
...not to mention that he's probably still full from yesterday, when he had for breakfast a cornmeal kasha thing that we do in europe out of 5 cups (!) of whole milk - two full soup plates, accompanied with brownies.
he's shorter than me and thin. where the heck does it go?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 02:50 pm
His fat burns in the flame of the contempt of others.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 02:52 pm
He's young, he's male, he bikes every day and swims several times a week. But still, he eats a LOT.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 02:54 pm
I knew a guy way back when -- an actor, probably around forty at the time, was constitutionally incapable of putting on body fat. Just absolutely sickly thin, in spite of a regular diet of fried, fatty food, alcohol, and the like. Always wired wired wired, too, even when stoned.




His pre-show warm-up consisted of taking an enormous dump in the costume shop bathroom that put the building out of commission for the next six hours.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 02:56 pm
Quote:
Let's see how many threads we can complain about HM#3 on at one time!

I'm not 100% positive, but I think it's been the whole time he's been here at least. So, 8 months, minimum.


Dunno about you ladyfolk, but that stretch of time would drive me insane. Quoth Fatlip, "I make myself sick, get on my own nerves -- immature, insecure grown up nerd."
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 03:04 pm
My guess is that it's not abnormal for him.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 03:05 pm
I can't believe this guy is still living with you guys. He must have a big one or something.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 03:42 pm
he has a lease.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 03:52 pm
just to avoid another round of 'why do you women only bitch, why don't you kick him out already and why do you post if you don't take our advice' - we have done that already, just look back - I will repost Tico's summary of what this thread is for:

Quote:

Tico wrote:
To all the people who advise that they get rid of #3 -- stop it! First of all, littlek and dag have made it clear that that's not what they want to do, for several reasons. Secondly they've made a thread specifically for this, keeping their emotional messiness (if they have any) out of other people's threads -- a trick I wish some other members could learn. Thirdly, look at all the views -- there's a huge silent fan club loving this thread!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 03:58 pm
Dear me, that is a lot of views. <puff puff>
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 04:00 pm
And when I rememeber how long it took until we finally agreed on Tico as our speaker ...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 04:00 pm
huh? oh whatever.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 04:01 pm
sorry, walter, didn't see you there.

ok then. if this thread really irritates everybody, i will stop posting here. happy now, everybody?
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 04:04 pm
Dag, who's tired of us posting here?

He left! He took his unwashed, germ-ridden hands with him! yay!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 04:09 pm
too late. i got the cold. his door, normally closed all the time, was open all day today, now that he's sneezing and coughing all the time.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 04:10 pm
Right after I posted he returned. Now he's cooking. No he didn't wash his hands first.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 04:22 pm
Do the Felix Unger thing and follow him around with Lysol.





Or was that Oscar? I can't recomember.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2007 05:43 pm
I do, he just doesn't see me do it.

I have been saying this a lot, here it is a gain. I've been sick for 4 weeks! <sorry>.

During that time I have washed my hands bloody - literally. I have dried them so badly that my skin cracked and bled. And, now that he's sick, because he is not washing his hands, I am washing my hands bloody again. AND following him around with lysol which also dries them. I'm really not OCD, I am just really really tired of being sick!
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