@ossobuco,
												And I misused "your."  We've all our faults, major or minor, and some of which are in fact virtues.
The lasses in the show told the landlord that the lad was a poofter so that he could live in the apartment.
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@littlek,
												Quote:We have a bite from a Swiss Woman
  that really oughtta be treated before it gets infected...
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Thanks for the humor patio and region.  Good to chuckle over this.  
I haven't emailed The Irish guy yet.  Now I am an ass too.
One more option on the table at the moment.  She's coming in less than three hours.  I don't know if the One Who Is Moving even knows she's coming (she'd have cleaned up her room).  Not a soul has cleaned a speck since last week (when I did it).
I know all this is drama (as Pdawg pointed out a while back) and I know I am being a pain.  But, honestly, work is a mess right now, too, and I want home to be peaceful which it clearly is not.  Not only has this housemate thing been going on for weeks (to my mind unnecessarily), but a water pipe from our house to the street was just reworked and all our taps had mud spewing out of them.  I have some weird allergy to dirt so I stood there for 10 minutes last night, letting the shower run, wondering if I should just skip the shower.  I didn't skip the shower and now my face as all lumpy.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@littlek,
												Plagues of MUD?
Good grief.
Hope the one coming shortly is the ONE.
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@dlowan,
												Well, not so much a plague as a flushing.  The water was opaque and dark brown and gritty, but it wasn't slow-moving.
I do too, Dlowan - she's an acceptable age to both of us.
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@littlek,
												littlek wrote:Not a soul has cleaned a speck since last week (when I did it).
 
Why am I not surprised? 
You could move in with me, you know -- my apartment hasn't had a thorough cleaning since I moved in ....
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												To be honest, I'm not that keen on cleaning.  And Moving One cleans as much than or more than I do, regularly.  Young One has so far cleaned (sort of) the kitchen (only) twice  in almost 3 months.  
I just think we can use all primping we can spare to do around the place.  What's it been.... 9 people have come to see the place over three (or so) weeks - only one has said they wanted it.  For some reason people seem to be a bit more picky at this middle-lease point and I don't know why.  Our stats are usually more like 1:3, not 1:9.  
											
					
				 
																			
						
														
					
													@littlek,
												littlek wrote:To be honest, I'm not that keen on cleaning. 
 
Bummer -- well, it was worth a try. (And don't you listen to dlowan!)
littlek wrote:I just think we can use all primping we can spare to do around the place. 
 
If that's what you think, I defer to your judgment. My smartass remarks notwithstanding, I know next to nothing about flat-sharing-community dynamics or presenting an apartment.  So I'll shut up now and just cross my fingers for you. 
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Now I am just annoyed.  Oh joy, her friends are here.  They are talking, laughing, and playing the ringtones all at the same time.  I wonder if they'll be staying through the showing of the apartment.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@littlek,
												You and I are different.  I would express my irritation, perhaps or perhaps not making things worse.  I sound ferocious, but by and large the people I've lived with have been thoughtful more often than not, and it's rarely come to real growling.  But I would probably growl at this.
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@littlek,
												Well, at least it's not the right phase of the moon for the sacrifices.
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Her friends had settled down by the time Swiss woman came to see the place.  She's great.  I hope she agrees to live with us.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												Not sure you should sublet to furriners.  I see "He was very quiet and clean, kept to himself.  I had no idea he was plotting a coupe d'etat, though in retrospect his putting up a deadbolt on the bedroom door and decorating his walls in detailed topographical maps of missile-silo locations may have been cause for alarm."
(Joke, of course.  McVeigh was as Amurrican as Upple Pie.)
Mebbe you should just pick up and move to a nice non-neurotic midwestern town full of regular arborist and meth dealing folk.
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
													@patiodog,
												Right. Dag's a furriner, and look how that turned out.
											
 
					
				 
																
						
														
					
													@roger,
												She moved.  To some country no one's ever heard of to do God-knows-what.
I'm telling you, them furriners is bad news.