LITTLE SALES PITCH

A married woman is having an affair.
Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her
nine year old son in the closet.

One day the woman hears a car in the driveway
and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says,
"It's dark in here, isn't it?"

"Yes it is," the man replies.

"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.

"No thanks," the man replies.

"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little
extortionist continues.

"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering
the position he was in.

"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.

"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. Thats
awful expensive but because of the position he
was in agreed to the price.

The following week, the lover is visiting the
woman again when she hears a car in the driveway
and, again, places her lover in the closet with
her little boy.

"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.

"Yes it is," replies the man.

"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.

"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds,
acknowledging his disadvantage.

"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the
transaction is completed.

The next weekend, the little boy's father says
"Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll
play some catch."

"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.

"How much did you get for them?" asks the father,
expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards
and candy.

"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.

"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery!
I'm taking you to the church right now.
You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,"
the father explains as he hauls the child away.

At the church, the little boy goes into the
confessional, draws the curtain, sits down,
and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

"Don't you start that crap in here," the priest says.