My husband and I are in the market for a new mattress set. We want to upgrade to a king. Of course, the one we want is $2999 for the king. This isn't even top quality! We didn't bother to look at those.
Why in god's name are mattresses so expensive?! Anyone else frustrated with the insanely high price of mattresses?
Well, good news...it went on sale for only $1500. That is still expensive! I'm gonna need the bed to fall on when i pass out from the bill.
If you engage in 90 minutes of wild, wet, loud monkey sex...you know, the kind where your stomachs rub together and make those fart noises....you'll get a good nights sleep on a bed of nails....buy a cheap mattress and invest in some sex toys, porn videos, oils and maybe an occasional third party...money well spent....and you'll sleep like a baby...
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Bella Dea
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:38 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
If you engage in 90 minutes of wild, wet, loud monkey sex...you know, the kind where your stomachs rub together and make those fart noises....you'll get a good nights sleep on a bed of nails....buy a cheap mattress and invest in some sex toys, porn videos, oils and maybe an occasional third party...money well spent....and you'll sleep like a baby...
hmmm.......the idea has merit...
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Brand X
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:39 pm
Yeah, astronomical profit in those, along the lines of furniture.
I do place a high priority on having a good matress, and good nights sleep but really.....from laying on one for 2 minutes in a store... can you tell what's a good one for you so you can even justify the hight price if it were?
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blueveinedthrobber
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:40 pm
always ready to advise and help...the care bear, that's me....
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Bella Dea
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:41 pm
Brand X wrote:
Yeah, astronomical profit in those, along the lines of furniture.
I do place a high priority on having a good matress, and good nights sleep but really.....from laying on one for 2 minutesin a store... can you tell what's a good one for you so you can even justify the hight price if it were?
This bed was like...oh god, I can't even explain... I never wanted to get up. I could envision my entire life revolving around this mattress. It was a pillowtop....with memory foam....and it was *shiver* phenomenal......
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Brand X
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:41 pm
Plus you can buy a good sex swing for that kind of coin...
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Bella Dea
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:42 pm
Brand X wrote:
Plus you can buy a good sex swing for that kind of coin...
it's funny that you mention that....
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Brand X
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:44 pm
Kristie wrote:
Brand X wrote:
Plus you can buy a good sex swing for that kind of coin...
it's funny that you mention that....
Oh really? :wink:
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Bella Dea
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:47 pm
I'm going to buy that mattress. You made me think about it and now I can't stop. I think there might be something unholy about the way I feel about this mattress.
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Joahaeyo
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:48 pm
What kind is it??
We're also looking into a new bed and were wondering about the sleep number one or those other posturepedic beds that everyone raves about.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:49 pm
I've always wondered about those mattresses they advertise on TV and sell in Brookstone, they conform to you. I bet they're comfy.
But do you guys think peanut butter and chocolate syrup would easily stain on a mattress like that?
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blueveinedthrobber
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:49 pm
Kristie wrote:
I'm going to buy that mattress. You made me think about it and now I can't stop. I think there might be something unholy about the way I feel about this mattress.
video please...
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Bella Dea
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:51 pm
It is an Ultra Plush Sealy Posturepedic. And.....oh, I can't even talk about it without wanting to feel it's lush softness under me.....
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Bella Dea
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:51 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
I've always wondered about those mattresses they advertise on TV and sell in Brookstone, they conform to you. I bet they're comfy.
But do you guys think peanut butter and chocolate syrup would easily stain on a mattress like that?
hello, that's what the rubber sheets are for!
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Brand X
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:53 pm
Go for it, hey it's prolly a good one.
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Bella Dea
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:54 pm
I am quickly regretting my hasty statements in my first post that might lead someone to believe I am not deeply in love with this mattress. I'd hate for it to be angry with me.....
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Joahaeyo
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:54 pm
your body will thank you /lame bed commercial
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mac11
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:55 pm
I spent about $1000 for a queen-size Sealy Posturepedic Silverado (?) a couple of years ago. It's worth every penny.
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Brand X
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Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:56 pm
Just be sure and break it in right the very first night... :wink:
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