DUI MEMORY LOSS

DUI MEMORY LOSS

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His
friends plead with him to let them take him home. He
says no - he only lives a mile away. About five blocks
from party, the police pull him over for
weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the
line. Just as he starts, the police radio
blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a
house just a block away.

The police tell the party animal to stay put, they
will be right back and they hop a fence and run down
the street to the robbery.

The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive
home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is
going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come
looking for him that he has the flu and has been in
bed all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door. They
ask if Mr. X is there and his wife says yes. They ask
to see him, and she replies that he is in bed with the
flu and has been so all day.

The police have his driver's license. They ask to see
his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his
car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the
door, where they find the police car, lights still
flashing.

True story, told by the driver at his first AA
meeting.