ETERNAL TRUTHS

Eternal truths
1.. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look big.
2.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in
a garage makes you a car.
3.. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
4.. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
5.. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
serious.
6.. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.
7.. If you look like your passport picture ...you probably need the
trip.
8.. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes or housework.
9.. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three
weeks
before you need it.
10.. By the time you can make ends meet they move the ends.