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Sat 15 Feb, 2003 07:36 pm
Excuses Why Men Forget Valentine's Day
* The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?
* I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
* The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn't want to send less than the best.
* I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!
* I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?
* I didn't know you liked jewelry.
* I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy Day.
* Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.
* I thought we would do something different this year.
* I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.
* You didn't remind me!
LOL! Sounds about right ;-)
My boss got his wife a weight machine for Valentine's day. Oh, brother.
If we remember, we are going to suggest he get her a new ironing board for Christmas. It's good for him to experience a little humility from time to time.
LOL Roger. Good for you ;-) What a bonehead he is to give his wife a weight machine. Jeez, how romantic! LOL!
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