Time travel on a budget!

Had some friends over for dinner the other night, and the subject turned to pregnancy. The wife of the couple stated that for one's first pregnancy you get into maternity clothes as soon as possible, but for the second you wait as long as possible before putting on maternity clothes.

This would have been a good time for the husband to keep his mouth shut.

Instead, he says, "and for the third you're already wearing them!"

She then slapped him into next week.