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The complete suckiness of being a girl.

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 10:50 pm
What is with you two?!?!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 10:52 pm
I noticed it a while ago.

Despite the fact that my brother named me in such a way so that people would believe I was his little brother, I have always known that I am a girl.

At one early point in my life I did often try to kiss my elbow since my grandpa told me that would turn me into a boy and even at that young age I was aware that boys had a much better deal than girls did.

As a girl <ahem> matures it becomes less of a hassle but once in a while it comes up again, like today, and it just pisses you off all over again.

Sometimes guys still talk to your boobs but you learn to call 'em on it.

Or wear tall shoes.

Or get your hands dirty.

Sometimes you might even give them a knuckle sandwich.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 10:53 pm
I don't know littlek, but I think it all started with
the Bush thread where pro-Bush fan Lash came across
con-Bush fan CJ Wink


Lash, actually I wish I was more flat. Wink
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 10:55 pm
Ah, of course.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 10:55 pm
What's a Knuckle sandwich boomerang?
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 10:58 pm
I ain't very tall, but I ain't much intimidated by anyone who ain't wavin' in my direction with a meaner weapon than I've got handy at the moment ... and if no weapons are involved, I'm real unlikely to feel intimidated at all - by anyone of any persuasion.


'Course, that has gotten me into some trouble from time to time. Gotten me into the hospital a coupla times.
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:02 pm
<sigh> I know! If only we were shorter, poorer, fatter, older and flatter! The indignities of Supermodellhood!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:05 pm
Yes Lash, I can see clearly now, what's bothering you Mr. Green

I do feel for you, I really do!



Edit: I don't want to ruin boomerang's good topic, so this will be
my last post towards you Lash.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:07 pm
Part of the complete suckiness?
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=42043&highlight=
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:12 pm
Your credibility is in the toilet after your great Bush IQ story.

I'm just applying the opposite to most of what you say...until you retract.

So, since you have bragged about big boobs and a tall body, I can only visualize the more accurate description.

edit--So, if she does what she said, me too.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:15 pm
C'mon, you two - its cool if ya wanna do that, but if ya wanna do it, get a room, OK? - There's other folks around who don't wanna see it - some mstuff is better kept private. Thats partta growin' up.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:19 pm
Timber - thank you!
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:28 pm
Why do these woodshed moments always crop up after everything is over?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:49 pm
boomerang wrote:
I noticed it a while ago.

Despite the fact that my brother named me in such a way so that people would believe I was his little brother, I have always known that I am a girl.

At one early point in my life I did often try to kiss my elbow since my grandpa told me that would turn me into a boy and even at that young age I was aware that boys had a much better deal than girls did.

As a girl <ahem> matures it becomes less of a hassle but once in a while it comes up again, like today, and it just pisses you off all over again.

Sometimes guys still talk to your boobs but you learn to call 'em on it.

Or wear tall shoes.

Or get your hands dirty.

Sometimes you might even give them a knuckle sandwich.


That is fascinating - I have heard other women say they wanted to be boys - I was always incredibly happy to be female - and I have never been a girly person.

I wonder what governs stuff like that?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:53 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
What's a Knuckle sandwich boomerang?


Lol! Punch in the face.

Edit: Er, I mean, that is what a knuckle sandwich is!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2004 11:57 pm
I had a pair of boots that made me over six feet tall, once.

They were FABULOUS.

Thing was - I could dance all night in them - but not walk!!!!

First time I wore them, I had to be supported walking home by two friends - because of the walking problem.

I had danced for about 6 hours by then!!!

They just weren't practical - but it did feel good being so tall.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 31 Dec, 2004 12:58 am
I dunno peoples say my mere presence is very intimidating. Being over 6'4" and 300+ - well err I told that all the time - but them I'm told handsome is as handsome does. On a recent business trip (not now another topic) Embarrassed

But on this topic I just had to purchase a new furnance this week - thank God ebay had the model I was going to purchase cause it saved me $500 in leverage on the purchase.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Dec, 2004 01:03 am
Lol.

I shared a house once with three ENORMOUS men - and never saw myself as anything but just as tall and such as they were. One was 6' 7".

Occasionally, though, if i was arguing with all three against me, I would unconsciously stand on a stool!!!!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 31 Dec, 2004 01:04 am
Unless a man is obviously really violent - size is something I just don't notice.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 31 Dec, 2004 01:19 am
dlowan wrote:
Unless a man is obviously really violent - size is something I just don't notice.

I'm in love Embarrassed
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