How many Wabbits does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ha! Stuff YOU - we're nocturnal.
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. The trick is to screw it almost all the way in and then give it a surprising twist at the end.
How many Marketing employees does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
How many Helpdesk staff does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . .
How many PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
Q: How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None--Hanover doesn't have electricity yet!
How many publishers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. Two to hold down the author. One to screw it in.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many can you afford?
How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One but you'll have to go back three times a week for the rest of it's life to keep it in.
Very Nice Stilly...may I add a few?
Well thank you...
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1...5...1... (1...4...5...5...1)
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand.
Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice.
One, but the guitarist has to show him first.
Six: one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.
Why are harps like elderly parents?
Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.
How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common?
Both suck when you plug them in.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
