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Mon 28 Oct, 2002 02:59 pm
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They ring the bell at this house
and the man answers the door. "Trick or treat!" the little boy calls out
enthusiastically. "Well now," says the man, "you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill!" says the little girl. "Hmmm," replies the man, "but you can't be Jack and Jill. You're black." So the two kids head off, only to return later.
They ring the doorbell again. "Trick or treat!" the little girl says with a
smile. "Well now," says the man again, "that is just cute. Who are you this
time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel!" says the little boy, with a big grin. "I
see," says the man shaking his head, "I hate to disappoint you, but you
can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black."
The little kids leave again but return a third time. This time when the man
opens the door he sees the two little kids standing there completely naked. "Oh my God!" the man exclaims, "What are you now?" "Chocolate M&Ms," says the girl, "I'm plain, he's got nuts." 
This year I didn't take any chances....
I wore a tag saying" I am not a spook ".
quote:some card company
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