BATHROOM CHIT-CHAT

BATHROOM CHIT-CHAT

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in
the men's restroom but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered,
somewhat embarrassedly: "Doing just fine!" And the other guy says: "So
what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm
thinking this is too bizarre so I say : "Uhhh, I'm Just like you trying
to get through the day!" At this point I'm just trying to get out as
fast as I can when I hear another question. Can I come over to your
place after while? Ok, This question is just wacky but I figured I could
be just polite and end the conversation. I tell him, well I have company
over so today is a bad day for me! Then I hear the guy say nervously
..."LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's a ******* idiot in the
other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"