FREEZER BURN

TWO BLONDES

Two blondes are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories
on how they had died. First Blonde, "I froze to death."

Second blonde, "Froze to death - how horrible!"

First blonde, "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?"

Second blonde, "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First blonde, "So what happened?" Second blonde, "I was so sure there was
another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house
looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died."

First blonde, "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be
alive."