Hillary voter trying to figure chainsaws out

I thought you went back home to USSR to get some fresh dumass thoughts to spread about the internet?

Haven't been in Russia recently. Nonetheless, several days ago, a Russian expeditionary force of some sort did in fact end up in South Texas and we actually got to see a couple of the new Armata tanks, and these guys had all come on some sort of a stealth airship featuring Electrogravitic propulsion.

I asked the HMFIC of the group what he was up to (Что вы делаете здесь в Южном Техасе?) And he replied that they had orders to round up a number of Hillary voters for their scientists to study; he claimed they were studying primitive humans like the Neanderthals and that a Hillary voter was probably is close as they could come to that in the modern world. I asked if there was anything I could do to help (Как вам помочь?) And he asked if I could direct them towards Austin, which would be the most likely place in Texas to find Hillary voters. I provided the guy with a workable set of directions and they were on their way.