@roger,
Yes, I really did that. She may have been right about my being a weirdo, but she wasn't right about the toilet paper.
My late, lamented cat Mikey ran all over the house with toilet paper in his mouth--and I'm an under kind of person. He once did that when my mother was visiting. She was shocked, stunned. "Look what he's doing." "Yeah, Ma, he's being a cat."