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LarryBS
 
Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2003 01:49 am
Three genuine excerpts from court transcripts:

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that
morning?
A: He said, ''Where am I, Cathy?''
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2003 01:50 am
Laughing
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