TRUE FACTS ABOUT MEN

TRUE FACTS ABOUT MEN

Men own most sports teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer.
Not one man in any beer commercial has a beer belly.
Those men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.
Men accept compliments much better than women do....
Example:"Morris, you look great."
"Thanks."
On the other side:
"Ruth, you look great."
"I do ??? Must be the lighting."
Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

A man in Cleveland owns 7 pairs of shoes and 6 pair of socks...that don't match.

Most men over 60 admit it. There are no women over 60.