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The Dirty Little Secrets thread.

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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:28 pm
superjuly wrote:
Hmmm.. I thought it said dirty little secrets...

I'll come back to this thread when it starts getting... well... dirty.


I enjoy sex while riding a motorcycle, backwards and uphill with a guy named Killer and wearing 5 inch red stiletto heels, a leather mini, leather thong (pushed to the side to accomodate above said actions) and a leather bra with spikes. Oh and I can't forget the monkey and the green jello.
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superjuly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:30 pm
Now we're talking...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:31 pm
<superjuly leans back in chair and reachs for vibrator>
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superjuly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:33 pm
Oops! Is that really it or did I just grab gus'........?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:35 pm
superjuly wrote:
Oops! Is that really it or did I just grab gus'........?


Depends..
If you can hold it with just your finger and thumb.. well.. it isnt the vibrator


Shocked







Laughing

( love ya gus.. REALLY i do.)
Laughing
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superjuly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:36 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA...


<getting her "finger and thumb" off Gus' manhood stick and reaching for the better option>
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:36 pm
Quote:
Oops! Is that really it or did I just grab gus'........?


Just pretend it's a stickshift in a race car.

Let's see what this baby can do.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:38 pm
<gus looks down and wonders what they're talking about. 3" of pulsating muscle is certainly nothing to be taken lightly>
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superjuly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:39 pm
WooooooW... 3 WHOLE inches???

The hell with the vibrator!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:39 pm
Dirty secret :

sex on my back at the edge of the bed.
hubby kneeling on the floor facing the bed.



oh yeah.. forget the dolphin .. HAHAHAHHAHA
Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:41 pm
superjuly wrote:
WooooooW... 3 WHOLE inches???

The hell with the vibrator!!



no.
3 HALF inches. Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:42 pm
Quote:
WooooooW... 3 WHOLE inches???

The hell with the vibrator!!



If that frightens you, I can hold back and just deliver two inches. That final inch could be a killer.
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superjuly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:43 pm
Oh yes. I'm sure that 1/2 can certainly do some serious damage...

What's with the Dolphin anyway?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:44 pm
If shewolf keeps halving this damn thing, my unit will be reduced to the size of a gnat before page 8
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:46 pm
Laughing
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superjuly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:46 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Quote:
WooooooW... 3 WHOLE inches???

The hell with the vibrator!!



If that frightens you, I can hold back and just deliver two inches. That final inch could be a killer.


All right, all right. but take it easy...
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:51 pm
superjuly wrote:


What's with the Dolphin anyway?


I guess the dorsal fin ribs for pleasure...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:52 pm
superjuly wrote:
What's with the Dolphin anyway?


http://store.sextoys.sex-superstore.com/cgi-bin/toys2.cgi?af=5945&ecode=9009361N&init=&fam=&letter=&last_list=&first_list=&dozen_list=1&text=diving%20dolphin&criteria=&init1=
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superjuly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:54 pm
Shocked
HAHAHAHA...

Now I know what to get myself for christmas....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:59 pm
every woman should have one.


THEY ARE VITAL TO OUR EXISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!
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