Boy's Toys

A millionaire is driving around his home-town in his prized BMW one day and is a little bored. He pulls up to a set of traffic lights and is thinking about his life, when a little Mini pulls up next to him and they both look at each other.
The rich man looks down his nose at the lowly Mini, and decides to try and brighten up his boring day by showing off to the bloke in the Mini as they wait for the lights to turn green.
So he looks down at him and presses a button to lower his electric window, and it smoothly goes down. But he is then surprised as the Mini driver looks up at him and presses a button in his little car and he too has electric windows.
The rich man is a bit miffed by this, so he decides to go one better, and presses another button in the BMW and watches as the convertible roof peels back slowly and goes into its own little compartment at the back. Beat that, he thinks, and looks down at the little Mini.
Then to his amazement, the Mini driver presses a button in his car and the roof slowly peels back and conceals itself away in its compartment just as smoothly as it did in the BMW.
The millionaire can't believe it and is now truly pissed off. Then as he desperately thinks of something else to press, the Mini driver toots his horn to get his attention and as he looks down he watches the man press another button in his little car. He can't believe what he sees. The passenger and all the rear seats in the Mini fold away and upside down, to turn into a luxury bed, with duvet, pillows, a headboard and even a little bedside cabinet complete with reading lamp.
The lights turn green and the Mini speeds off. The rich man cannot believe it. He has been totally outdone by a lowly Mini. Well he can't have that and drives straight to his BMW dealer and demands he have the same thing installed in his car, no matter what the cost.
A week later and $25,000 worse off, he is back in his BMW, bed installed, looking for the little Mini to show off to. He drives around all day and night and, as night falls, he is just about to give up when he finally sees the little car parked up in a layby, with all the windows steamed up. Perfect, he thinks to himself, and can't wait to see the Mini driver's face as he shows him.
So he drives up alongside the little car and presses a button and lowers the power window. He leans out and taps on the driver's window of the Mini, and waits. Nothing. He taps again, a bit louder this time and waits. Still nothing. He bangs on the window and shouts, ?'Come on, stop shagging. I've got something to show you.' The Mini's window finally lowers and out pops the driver's head, all covered in sweat. ?'What the hell do you want?' shouts the Mini driver.
?'Look at this,' the rich man replies, and presses his new button and watches with pleasure as all the seats in the BMW fold away and turn into a luxury bed, even better than the one in the Mini.
?'Well what do you think of that then?' he asks.
The Mini driver looks at him in amazement and says, ?'You go me out of the shower just to show me that?'