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Wed 8 Dec, 2004 10:13 pm
Christmas Carols For The Psyciatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia ---
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder ---
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Amnesia ---
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic ---
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic ---
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
Paranoid ---
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder ---
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder ---
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia ---
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Senile Dementia ---
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder ---
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder ---
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
LOL
Now I have a witty e-mail to send to my relatives (some of whom suffer from the above, some of whom are responsible for me suffering from the above).
Me too! Wonder if they'd get it though??
Wonderful. Maybe some of us can dream up some more.
Ceili wrote:Me too! Wonder if they'd get it though??
I have Bush voters in my family as well.
You can lead 'em to the water but you can't make 'em drink.
My sympathies P...I can only imagine the horror. ;-}
Bigotry:
I'm Dreaming of a White Anglo-Saxon Christmas
Suicidal tendencies:
Up on the Housetop
thank you...too weak to play but not too weak to appreciate...
Cocaine addiction:
Frosty the Snowman
Stumble It!
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