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Tue 11 Feb, 2003 01:58 pm
What do you feel the best method of stalking is?
-Follow someone in a car.
-Hide in tree outside apartment, looking through window of house.
-Dress like woman and hang outside place of work soliciting sex to teenage boys...wait,
scratch that.
-Three words: Night Vision Goggles.
-Via phone: Hangups, sitting on other line breathing heavy.
-Mail: Send letters that say "I'm watching you" written in letters cut out of magazines.
Just wondering. I'm, uh, writing a scary movie, or something.
Try the old telephone repair guy uniform. Wear it while delivering flowers.
slappy: i suggest when it comes to stalking you stick to celery.
All of the above, of course...wouldnt want to be a slacker when it comes to this stuff, gotta go out and get it done right, every minute of every day
Delever celery? Do people still do produce delivery?
Delivering this thread to Jokes, along with a few bunches of celery.
Well, they do deliver produce . . . perhaps there is an entrepreneurial opportunity for you here, Slap--watching someone else make money for your, humping crates of celery and asparagus around town . . .
Jokes? Who's joking here?
Night vision goggles, or phone calls?
Night Vision Telephone Calls, From a tree outside the appartment?
Humping crates of produce? That's a new one, even for slappy.
I prefer sneaking into their house and rigging a tiny hidden netcam in their bedroom, then watching at ease from home. Then while they are, say, reading in bed; you phone them anonymously and say, "Hi, I'm watching you right now. How do you like reading John Grisham?" Then repeat every couple or three nights until the police cars show up.
Or "I'm watching you right now. How can you possibly be turned on from that midget porn?" Good times.
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