Existentialism - Slowly picking **** out of your navel
and shoving it up your nose.
Hey, one can't be an existentialist without smelling one's own ****.
Syllogism - the **** ejaculated from useless logic debates
Realityism - knowing that your own **** smells.
Relativism - realizing all **** smells the same
spendiusism - an overwhelming desire to **** on the CPD (terrible affliction, I hear, all-consuming)
Thank you cav,
I'm an -ism.That's the epitome of literary endevour.
I still think that having the operative word last will provide discipline and thus,according to Lola,an improvement in skill and thus humour.But I defer to your veteran status.
Paroxysm-a sudden involuntary bodily movement often accompanied by a ****.
CPDism-a sad state of expensive complacency in dire need of a generous dumping of ****.
spendius.
Scientific determinism-
A belief system posited on the notion that in the final end they will all be in the ****.
spendius.
I like your style spendius. Off to the dentist soon, hopefully no surgery will be involved. I'll pop in later.
Hi cav, Just had my teeth cleaned this week. The hygenist took xrays, and the doc said all looked well - so far.
Romanticism:-
All that candlelit dinner for two,holding hands to a tape of Chris De Burgh's Lady In Red and Interflora
deliveries on Valentine's day ****.
spendius.
All this time I thought Chris de Burgh was singing about Tennessee, and it was "The Lady Inbred."
cav:-
You could be right.
I've never heard of the singer or the song.I just asked somebody here for the soppiest romantic clapbottle that might be played in romantic milieux.
Sorry if I almost confused you.
spendius.
spendius, it's a horrible horrible song. I have heard rumours that repeated playing of it at top volume was one of the torture methods used at Abu Graibh.
cav;-
I can well believe it.We can hope that if Mr de Burgh gets to heaven they'll play it to him for all eternity.I do prefer Satan's tunes myself.
spendius.
