With all this **** spreading about, the smell is getting putrid.
Shitism: Let's hear your religion ****.
McDonaldism: Would you like that **** supersized?
Anarchism: Down with all ****!
Anarchism2: The only **** that matters, is your own.
Modernism: Bring on the new ****!
Tomorrowism: **** continues to happen.
Feudalism: We fight over this ****, and we live on this ****.
Opportunism: I've got some really good **** that you can have for easy payments of only $19.95 a month for 36 months.
[size=7]Interest of 25% per day, for a 36 month period. Late fees are 56% per day until paid in full.[/size]
Mine is called "wealthism," and our **** beats Diane's **** by a stinkaroo, and we're only charging $29.99 for 48 months.
Hoboism: Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" Kirk asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" Kirk asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" Kirk asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said Kirk, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
Kirk replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf and sex."
The poor.
If **** had value the poor wouldn't have arseholes.
Henry Miller.
spendius.
I saved a ton of **** by switching to Geico!
Epicureanism: Godless ****.
This is religion?
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Women's Ass Size Study
>There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:
>85% of women think their ass is too fat...
>10% of women think their ass is too skinny...
>The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.
