Hmmm.
Tourism: Let's take pictures of ****.
Conservatism: The original **** was the best ****.
Liberalism: We need more money to fund new ****.
Libertarianism: The government should stop mucking around in our ****.
Academiism: Your **** doesn't count unless you write a book about it.
That's all I've got for now. I realize none of those are religions.