IT'S A MIRACLE!

IT'S A MIRACLE

One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in
front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his
crutches.
An altar boy witnessed the scene and ran into the rectory to tell the
priest what he'd just seen. "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle!" the
priest said. "Tell me, where is this man now?" "Flat on his ass over by
the holy water," the boy informed him.