HAM SANDWICH

Ham Sandwich
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each
other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns
to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of
your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our
beliefs." The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion
I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork." The
priest nodded in understanding and went on with his
reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the
priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your
church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much
a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever
fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I
was weak and broke with my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent
for about five minutes, and then he said, "Beats the
hell out of a ham sandwich, does'nt it?