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Were you once a Christian?

 
 
au1929
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 03:59 pm
I am going to be standing at the gate and none of you guys are getting in. I know who you are. Laughing Laughing Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Arrow Evil or Very Mad
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 04:11 pm
au, The gates of hell, yea, right.... LOL c.i.
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Tartarin
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 04:23 pm
Moot.
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Tartarin
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 04:25 pm
Old English. Comes from the same root as "meet." Means debatable.
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Tartarin
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 04:27 pm
But we slime people know more than you ooze people and probably always have.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 04:31 pm
tartarin- i thought slime was one of the new jello flavors Wink
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au1929
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 04:40 pm
Try primordial mist it is the lastest brand of perfume. Smells like freshly turned earth.
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Hazlitt
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:10 pm
I think I'm an ooze guy. Slime just sits there, while ooze is on the move!
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:14 pm
we need a poll!!! is it slime? is it ooze? people want to know!!!!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:18 pm
Ooze here. If there's an afterlife then I'm going to hell anyway. And if so, we'll have Mark Twain to entertain us.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:19 pm
I'm with oooze. It means I'm still on the go. c.i.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:22 pm
ah, at least I will have a crowd of compatriots
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:27 pm
dys, For whatever and whenever.... Wink c.i.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:27 pm
I can oooze by......
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Hazlitt
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:27 pm
AU, If there's really something over there, you know, on the other side, I expect that we'll all be there, sans our fake names, and we can whoop it up, slap each other on the back, and have a great laugh over how wrong we all were about most things. I expect Jesus will be there too, laughing harder than all the rest at what fools we made of ourselves worrying over the things he never said.

The only thing is, if it does work out this way, I hope we don't know everything. If we knew everything, what would we argue about.

Maybe, when we go, we get rolled into one huge cosmic globule of a cyber chat room where we can go at it non stop. No need for food; no need for sleep; no sense of passing time; think of being able to handle an infinite number of arguments brilliantly all at once.

I'm almost persuaded to convert.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:30 pm
But Hazlett, if we know everything, and there's no pain and suffering to try to remedy, what will we chat about?
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Tartarin
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:32 pm
If Jesus is there with pale skin, blue eyes, and long blonde curls, I'm leavin'. Particularly if he has those eyes, like the ones in the 1960's gift shop portraits of Jesus, which follow you as you walk by.

Anyway, they'll separate the slime and the ooze, I'm pretty sure. Slime and ooze in one place would get awfully icky.
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Hazlitt
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:33 pm
Tartarin, that's a fantastic Westmorland quote.
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Tartarin
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:33 pm
"...there's no pain and suffering to try to remedy, what will we chat about?"...

Because, Lola, it turns out Ashcroft is God.
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Hazlitt
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:35 pm
Lola,

They'll never be able to take away slime and ooze.
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